That Thing You May Not Know You Want May Be In The Mail!

The Wall Street Journal reports that Amazon has obtained a patent for “anticipatory shipping.” Under the system, Amazon will use algorithms to start shipping goods somewhere before a consumer even clicks “buy.”

If an error is made, the package may be given to a customer as a goodwill gift, according to the report.

3 Things That We Would Like… That Have Not Been Delivered To Our Door

1. Kool-Aid Man busting through the door. All the disruptive busting noise will be payback to our Wi-Fi-stealing neighbors!

2. Goodwill free replacement door after Kool-Aid Man busted through the door. (Since we never technically ordered a Kool-Aid Man.)

3. Stuff people stealing our Wi-Fi signal want delivered to their doors. What do they want? 60 hours of Diff’rent Strokes streaming, commercial free via Netflix, without 1980s Kool-Aid Man commercials? Kool-Aid Man can’t seem to get a break these days, huh?

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2 replies

  1. What if they get my anticipatory item. I’ll never know how much Amazon loves me.


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