If You Get So Drunk That Your Bra Is On The Ceiling, Good News, It May Not Be A Fire Hazard!

WTMJ-TV in Milwaukee reports that the decision of an inspector banning bras hanging from a local bar ceiling due to fire hazard worries has been reversed. Getting drunk and hanging your bra from the ceiling has been a tradition for 45 years, according to the news story.

3 Other Potential Fire Hazards In A Milwaukee Bar

1. Victoria’s Secret fire exit sign bra. Which way to the fire exit? With a bra covering the sign, it’s a secret!

2. Bras covered in alcohol featuring cigarettes formerly stored in cleavage. Seems especially likely to catch fire if anyone lights the bar on fire, just like the movie Coyote Ugly. Which was based on a bar with bras hanging from the ceiling. We hope this wasn’t the main reason the inspector’s decision was reversed.

3. Zombies from the movie Dawn of the Dead, set in Milwaukee. Those things are flammable, especially if someone shoots at them after they order the drink known as the “Zombie” which features a lot of alcohol in it.



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  1. Now that I know it’s not a fire hazard, I’m going to hang all my bras from the ceiling as a fashion statement.

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  2. They really must be drunk because decent bras are expensive… too expensive to be someone’s roof ornament. But then again, if one is whipping out their undergarments and hanging them from various areas of a structure, perhaps they plan and use a lower quality bra.

    LMAO

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