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Lil Wayne Surprised To Be Denied Admission To NBA Playoff Game Because He Did Not Have A Ticket
TMZ reported that rapper Lil Wayne was denied admission to an NBA playoff game…because… get ready for the shocker… the game was sold out, he showed up thinking he could sit court side even though he did not have a ticket. Here’s Lil… Read More ›
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Another 3 Disclosures Vaguer Than Mitt Romney’s Net Worth Disclosure
As we recently wrote about here, the Mitt Romney campaign “disclosed” that Mitt’s net worth is somewhere between $84 Million and $256 Million. That’s $172 million difference, enough money to buy the NHL’s Winnipeg Jets hockey team. Can you imagine… Read More ›
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Mitt Romney Discloses His Net Worth Is Between $84 Million and $256 Million
CNN reported yesterday that the Mitt Romney Campaign disclosed that his net worth was between $84 Million and $256 Million. Or in other words, Mitt Romney may or may not have $172 million in assets… who knows, it’s so hard to account… Read More ›
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Thanks for the Very Inspiring Blogger and One Lovely Blog Nominations!
NotTheWorstNews thanks faithful reader Grateful Fairy for nominating this site for the Very Inspiring Blogger and One Lovely Blog awards, so check out her blog! Despite this seemingly good news, the bad news is that if we won either of… Read More ›
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Which Mercia Does Romney Want To Be President Of?
As you probably have read in the news by now, a Mitt Romney official iPhone App mistakenly spelled “America” as “Amercia”! 3 Worse Outcomes For Mitt Romney As A Result of Hiring Someone Unable To Spell “America” 1. To show… Read More ›
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Proposing To Women Is Not Brain Surgery, Which May Be Why This Brain Surgeon Hid An Engagement Ring In The Sand On A Beach
A brain surgeon vacationing in Naples, Florida came up with a one-of-a-kind marriage proposal idea: hide his prospective bride-to-be’s engagement ring in the sand; make her dig in the sand for hours to find it before the proposal; and then… Read More ›
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OECD Declares Every Country To Be World’s Happiest… Except Yours!
Last week, headlines everywhere declared that the OECD had conducted a study, and determined Denmark was the happiest country in the world! “Who invited the Obsessive and Extra-Compulsive Disorder Society to Denmark?” we worried, wondering if they would lose their… Read More ›
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Woman Says Lingerie Store Fired Her For Being Too Hot
A woman claims she was fired after being told she was “too hot” to work at a Manhattan lingerie store called “Native Intimates”. According to the woman’s lawyer, Gloria Allred, “Days after being hired, she was told by a supervisor… Read More ›
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Burned By The Facebook IPO? It could be worse!
Since Facebook went public just over a week ago, there have been allegations that prior to the IPO Morgan Stanley selectively disclosed reduced analyst estimates for the company’s earnings to certain investors. Speaking of disclosure, the IPO also faced glitches… Read More ›
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