Yahoo reports that Twitter has secured the rights to ten 2016 NFL Thursday Night Football games.  Since we’re all about helping social media, here are:

3 New Slogans We Propose For Twitter

1. Twitter: the perfect place to view the NFL if you can’t go to the game, don’t own a TV, don’t have friends with a TV, and want to watch a game with minimal commercial interruption and maximum 140 character Promoted Tweet interruption!
2. Twitter: the perfect way to watch the NFL when you’re in level 700 of Lambeau Field!
3. #NotWorseThanNBCThursdays

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