- Ted Cruz is like Milwaukee’s beer, Miller. He’s the Champagne of beers, or in other words, the best of the worst leading Republican candidates.
- Donald Trump is like Milwaukee’s motor cycle manufacturer, Harley-Davidson… a noisy HOG of television time.
- Bernie Sanders is like Milwaukee’s other beer, Pabst Blue Ribbon… popular amongst hipsters, especially in Brooklyn!
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