Yahoo reports that Twitter has secured the rights to ten 2016 NFL Thursday Night Football games. Since we’re all about helping social media, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose For Twitter Twitter: the perfect place to view the NFL… Read More ›
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Coach Breaks Hand During Pep Talk Gone Awry
The Bleacher Report reports that Arkansas-Little Rock basketball coach Chris Beard broke his hand by apparently punching a dry-erase board during a pep talk. Here’s a more specific quote from the coach to the media: “A dry-erase board took a… Read More ›
And the State With the Least Amount of Sleep is…
According to a recent study, people in Hawaii get the least sleep, while people in South Dakota, Colorado, and Minnesota get the most. We have four explanations: Hard to stay awake when most exciting thing to do in your state… Read More ›
About That Tim Cook Super Bowl Tweet
Apple CEO Tim Cook tweeted a photo after the Broncos won the Super Bowl, which some tweeters are calling blurry. You can view the photo here. Since we’re all about helping CEOs, here are: 3 Excuses For Tim Cook’s Blurry… Read More ›
Brief Summary Of Tonight’s GOP Debate
Donald Trump still thinks America can win again. Except the Denver Broncos. Hey – he didn’t say all of America can win. Dear Marco Rubio: When Chris Christie is challenging you for not answering questions and just using talking points, three… Read More ›
Another 3 New Flavors Of Oreos We Predict Will Be Introduced
Oreos are shaking things up with a new flavor – we have some suggestions of our own. Hillary Clinton-eos. Two delicious cookies with anything in between deleted – as allowed by law! Bernie Sanders-eos. There the same great Oreos you… Read More ›
Comcast Drops YES Network
Facebook reports Comcast has dropped the YES Network from its channel line-up. YES includes games from the Yankees and Brooklyn Nets, while Comcast owns part of the Philadelphia Flyers. 3 Slogans We Propose For Comcast Comcast: If we drop the… Read More ›
Congratulations On Being Baseball’s Executive Of The Year… Now See You Later!
Sporting News reports that Toronto Blue Jays (former) General Manager Alex Anthopoulos has won its award of “Baseball Executive of the Year.” Anthopolous, whose contract was set to expire this weekend, resigned today, reportedly because a new contract offer would… Read More ›
SABMiller Accepts Anheuser-Busch-Inbev Offer… We’ve Got 3 Slogans For The New Company
SABMiller, the world’s second largest beer-maker announced today that it has agreed in principle to be acquired by Anheuser-Busch-Inbev, the world’s largest brewer. Since we’re all about helping massive corporations, here are 3 slogans we propose for the merged company…. Read More ›
Toronto Blue Jays Clinch Playoff Spot And Didn’t Seem To Know
The Toronto Blue Jays clinched a playoff spot last night, but it seems that they, and some of the media, just realized it now. The team Tweeted the news within the past hour. Seems the media was too busy focussing… Read More ›
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