According to a recent study, people in Hawaii get the least sleep, while people in South Dakota, Colorado, and Minnesota get the most.

We have four explanations:

1. Hard to stay awake when most exciting thing to do in your state is visit Mount Rushmore.
2. Hard to jump out of bed in the morning when floor is made of ice in Minnesota.
3. Once NFL season ends hard to stay awake watching any of Denver’s other three sports teams.
4. Hawaiians permanently jet-lagged on mainland time.

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