During a CNN Town Hall last week, Donald Trump praised Wendy’s and McDonald’s (where his favorite item is the fictional “Fish Delight.”
Here are three more Trump-inspired fast food items we’d expect Donald to like.
- Meximelt. This real Taco Bell item will hopefully make America great again by making illegal immigrants do want Taco Bell advertised years ago… “Run for the border.”
- Son of Baconator. This real Wendy’s item is our new nickname for Eric Trump. Far more memorable, right?
- Popcorn Nuggets. This real KFC menu item is neither popcorn, nor nugget, but contains 1890 mg of sodium. In a town where they put salt in toffee, this is the right amount of salt to include in any item at the buffet of a bankrupt Atlantic City casino.
Categories: 2016 Presidential Election, Mildly Bad News
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