- Based on long lines of cars, people in Merrimack think voting is done via drive-thru.
- “Tell me more about this drive-thru,” we expect Chris Christie to bellow, “If it is full of voters for Trump, shut down the bridge leading to it. Otherwise, get in line and get me eight Fillets-O-Fish!”
- CNN reporters think a bar is a good place to report from. Which may seem like a fun idea until Ted Cruz accuses CNN of reporting Dr. Ben Carson dropped out, when they never said that… or did they? Who can recall when there’s alcohol flowing?