Brief Summary Of The New Hampshire Primaries

  1. Based on long lines of cars, people in Merrimack think voting is done via drive-thru.
  2. “Tell me more about this drive-thru,” we expect Chris Christie to bellow, “If it is full of voters for Trump, shut down the bridge leading to it. Otherwise, get in line and get me eight Fillets-O-Fish!”
  3. CNN reporters think a bar is a good place to report from. Which may seem like a fun idea until Ted Cruz accuses CNN of reporting Dr. Ben Carson dropped out, when they never said that… or did they? Who can recall when there’s alcohol flowing?

Categories: 2016 Presidential Election, Mildly Bad News, Politics

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