Blast From the Past: Alleged Video Of Toronto Mayor Returns Relevance Of Phrase “Are You On Crack?!”

According to the Huffington Post, reports in the Toronto Star and Gawker indicate that sources at those media outlets have been offered a video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford allegedly smoking a crack pipe.

3 Worse Things A Toronto Mayor Could Allegedly Be Caught Smoking In A Video

1. A crack pipe filled with crack and clippings from Toronto Star articles alleging he smoked from a crack pipe. Burning and smoking articles with bad publicity might seem like a good way to make the problem go away, if you were on crack, however in any other case it would be sadly ironic.

2. Money spent by the Toronto Blue Jays to try to buy a World Series team this year, that has so far lead to the worst team in the American League East. And crack. Because remember, this is an article about “worse” things he could be smoking than just crack!

3. A biography of former Washington, D.C. Mayor Marion Barry in a crack pipe with crack and broken glass. We haven’t read one and doubt the whole book would fit in a crack pipe. But we bet it would recommend against allegedly using cocaine-based products while in office. Either way: read biographies, don’t smoke them with crack, peeps!

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3 replies

  1. I was hoping you’d work Marion Barry in this. He’s become the poster child for crack pots. How would you like to be hired as his public relations agent? Now, there’s a job where you’d have your work cut out for you.


  2. Yo!

    I’ve seen some extremely interesting stuff, it seems just unbelievable, just take a look

    Yours truly, joshuapacleta


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