Apple CEO Tim Cook tweeted a photo after the Broncos won the Super Bowl, which some tweeters are calling blurry.  You can view the photo here.

Since we’re all about helping CEOs, here are:

3 Excuses For Tim Cook’s Blurry Super Bowl Tweet

1. Photo taken with new iPhone “Drunk tailgating-than-drinking-away-the-Coldplay-half-time-show-boredom fan vision” filter.
2. What are you people talking about? The confetti is totally in focus.
3. There’s a reason Tim wears glasses. It’s the same reason we need stronger glasses after seeing nothing wrong with the photo.

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