Time reports that McDonald’s is testing its potential restaurant of the future at a Missouri location. You can use self-serve kiosks to customize your burgers, and order all-you-can-eat-fries. Someone (or since this is the future, maybe some robot) will bring… Read More ›
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3 More Trump Fast Food Menu Items
During a CNN Town Hall last week, Donald Trump praised Wendy’s and McDonald’s (where his favorite item is the fictional “Fish Delight.” Here are three more Trump-inspired fast food items we’d expect Donald to like. Meximelt. This real Taco Bell item… Read More ›
Trump’s Fish-Delightful Fast Food Conversation
During the “fun” part of last night’s CNN GOP Town Hall, Donald Trump said he was a fan of fast food. He really likes McDonald’s “Fish Delight” (not a real menu item). From CNN.com: “‘One bad hamburger, you can destroy… Read More ›
Red Lobster Slayin’ After Beyoncé Song Lyric
Business Insider reports that Red Lobster’s sales increased 33% on Super Bowl Sunday, a day after Beyoncé released her song Formation, which makes reference to Red Lobster. From the article: “We had no idea Beyoncé was going to give us… Read More ›
Brief Summary Of The New Hampshire Primaries
Based on long lines of cars, people in Merrimack think voting is done via drive-thru. “Tell me more about this drive-thru,” we expect Chris Christie to bellow, “If it is full of voters for Trump, shut down the bridge leading… Read More ›
Airlines Offering Free Snacks Again
CNBC reports that American Airlines and United Airlines are bringing back snacks to domestic flights. On United you may get a free snack called a “stroopwafel.” 3 More Dumb Airline Snack Names We’d Like To See Snoop Waft-Yo. These marijuana cookies… Read More ›
Cauliflower now a delicacy?
CBC reports that due to exchange rates and other factors, cauliflower prices are surging in Canada. Since we are all about helping the vegetable industrial complex, here are 3 slogans we propose for cauliflower. 1. Kids everywhere agree: thank goodness… Read More ›
Yes! Even 3 More Oreo Flavors We’d Like To See
We’ve been spending the week giving you what the Oreo folks hope you demand: ideas for new flavors. Here are 3 more: Michael Bloomberg-eos. This cookie features golden Trump and Bloomberg outer cookies for those of you with billionaire tastes…. Read More ›
3 More Flavors Of Oreos We Predict Will Be Released
Yesterday, we wrote about the folks at Oreos shaking things up by introducing a new flavor. Here are 3 more flavours we predict may be on shelves soon… Ben Carson-eos – These contain the maximum amount of sugar allowed under… Read More ›
3 New Oreo Flavors We Predict
CNN reports a new flavor of Oreos is hitting stores: cinnamon bun. Since we’re all about helping giant “food” companies, here are the 3 flavors we predict may hit shelves… Sarah Palin-eos – filled with the great taste of shredded… Read More ›
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