Cauliflower now a delicacy?

CBC reports that due to exchange rates and other factors, cauliflower prices are surging in Canada. 

Since we are all about helping the vegetable industrial complex, here are 3 slogans we propose for cauliflower. 

1. Kids everywhere agree: thank goodness Mom can’t afford cauliflower!

2. Babies everywhere agree: if you serve us cauliflower puree, we will react like Frenchmen drinking a sip of corked merlot.  

2. Cauliflower: anyway you slice it, it still reminds you of the gross ears of mixed martial artists. 

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