CNN reports that last night’s Fox News GOP debate had about half the number viewers of an earlier Fox News debate that featured Donald Trump. Since we’re all about helping media, here are:
3 Slogans We Propose For Fox News
- Fair and balanced. But not on a scale, because Chris Christie took up a larger percentage of the stage last night.
- Fox News: So Half Of You Were Only Tuning In To Watch Reality TV-Show like Ridiculousness? Wait until you see New Jersey Governor Christie Debate Jersey Shore Snookie!
- Fox News: Check Out Our Weird Show On Sunday Nights With The Talking Liberal Panel. Get it? It’s a panel on a wall?