Another 3 New Flavors Of Oreos We Predict Will Be Introduced

Oreos are shaking things up with a new flavor – we have some suggestions of our own.

  1. Hillary Clinton-eos. Two delicious cookies with anything in between deleted – as allowed by law!
  2. Bernie Sanders-eos. There the same great Oreos you love, with a free health care certificate in case the creme clogs your arteries.
  3. Peyton Manning-eos. Filled with 100% steroid-free creme, but still going to lose the Super Bowl.

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