Oreos are shaking things up with a new flavor – we have some suggestions of our own.
- Hillary Clinton-eos. Two delicious cookies with anything in between deleted – as allowed by law!
- Bernie Sanders-eos. There the same great Oreos you love, with a free health care certificate in case the creme clogs your arteries.
- Peyton Manning-eos. Filled with 100% steroid-free creme, but still going to lose the Super Bowl.
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