Recently blogger MikkiAaron nominated us for the “Very Inspiring Blogger Award.”
Which we totally deserve because we used subliminal messages to inspire her to do that!
As readers of this blog, or its FAQ know, we always decline these award nominations, but try to write an entry inspired by the nominator’s blog when time permits.
Today we are going to write about Mikki’s entry: “I’m Going To Marry A Hipster: a Poem,” which we suggest you check out because it makes fun of hipsters. Or we don’t understand poetry.
Now here’s our awesome rhyming list-poem:
3 Reasons Not To Marry A Hipster: A List-Poem
1. If you want to conform to society, find a hipster to marry. Hipsters hate conformity, although their fashions do not vary. So buy an engagement ring, for which she’ll find a drawer to bury. Unless it was purchased at Free People, an Urban Outfitters’ subsidiary.
2. Although paragraph one may seem irrational, do you want to spend the rest of your life listening to the National?
3. Sure, marrying a hipster may sound great, but your wedding gifts will include furniture made out of a crate.