3 Reasons Not To Marry A Hipster: A List-Poem

Recently blogger MikkiAaron nominated us for the “Very Inspiring Blogger Award.”

Which we totally deserve because we used subliminal messages to inspire her to do that!

As readers of this blog, or its FAQ know, we always decline these award nominations, but try to write an entry inspired by the nominator’s blog when time permits.

Today we are going to write about Mikki’s entry: “I’m Going To Marry A Hipster: a Poem,” which we suggest you check out because it makes fun of hipsters. Or we don’t understand poetry.

Now here’s our awesome rhyming list-poem:

3 Reasons Not To Marry A Hipster: A List-Poem

1. If you want to conform to society, find a hipster to marry. Hipsters hate conformity, although their fashions do not vary. So buy an engagement ring, for which she’ll find a drawer to bury. Unless it was purchased at Free People, an Urban Outfitters’ subsidiary.

2. Although paragraph one may seem irrational, do you want to spend the rest of your life listening to the National?

3. Sure, marrying a hipster may sound great, but your wedding gifts will include furniture made out of a crate.

Categories: Audience Participation, Poetry, Writing

Tags: , , , , , , , ,

4 replies

  1. Haha! Number 3 says its all.


  2. This was funny enough that I read it to my sister, who was not nearly as amused. Hahaha. Thanks for sharing this!


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: