We’ve been writing about the merger of the world’s two largest beer companies: Anheuser-Busch-Inbev and SABMiller.  As we are all about helping companies, here are 3 new slogans we propose of the entity.

1. “We also make craft beer. Using marketing wizards to look like a small company made it is a craft, right?  They are real wizards.“
2. “All of our craft beer is made by brewers forced to watch the 1990s witch movie ‘The Craft’ so you know its authentic craft beer and aged.”
3. “We will take over every beer company in the world until you jerks let us win at beer pong.”

Categories: Mildly Bad News

Tags: Advertising, beer, brewing, drinking, Humor, marketing, movies, Parody, satire