The NY Post reports that American Apparel has filed for bankruptcy, but will continue operations.  Since they may not be able to afford slogans right now, we offer 3:

1. American Apparel: Thank You For Buying Your Clothes At Fast Fashion Stores That Source From Sketchy Factories Overseas, Instead of America, You Jerks.
2. American Apparel: The Trump Taj Mahal Of Hipster Clothing.
3. American Apparel: Speaking of the Taj Mahal, Would You Mind If We Started Making Our Clothes In India Instead Of the USA?

Categories: Mildly Bad News

Tags: American Apparel, Business, fashion, Humor, manufacturing, satire