Here Are 3 Slogans We Propose For Bankrupt American Apparel

The NY Post reports that American Apparel has filed for bankruptcy, but will continue operations.  Since they may not be able to afford slogans right now, we offer 3:

  1. American Apparel: Thank You For Buying Your Clothes At Fast Fashion Stores That Source From Sketchy Factories Overseas, Instead of America, You Jerks.
  2. American Apparel: The Trump Taj Mahal Of Hipster Clothing.
  3. American Apparel: Speaking of the Taj Mahal, Would You Mind If We Started Making Our Clothes In India Instead Of the USA?

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