Yesterday we wrote about a Hollywood Reporter story that Donald Trump hired actors st $50 a pop to cheer him at his announcement that he is running for President.
They wore T-shirts saying “Trump Make America Great Again!”
Next time, we propose the following T-Shirts.
1. “My parents went to Trump Tower and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt. And $50 to endorse something ridiculous.”
2. “Trump loves New York. Just apparently not America, which his prior T-Shirt implies is not great.”
3. “My parents went to Atlantic City and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt and a deed to the Trump Taj Mahal, the Reading Railroad, and Baltic Avenue. Would you care to sell me the deed to Mediterranean Avenue so I can build a hotel on the purple spaces, because Atlantic City totally needs more hotels!“
Categories: Mildly Bad News