3 New Slogans We Propose For T-Shirts Worn By Actors In Trump Campaign

Yesterday we wrote about a Hollywood Reporter story that Donald Trump hired actors st $50 a pop to cheer him at his announcement that he is running for President.

They wore T-shirts saying “Trump Make America Great Again!”

Next time, we propose the following T-Shirts.

1. “My parents went to Trump Tower and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt. And $50 to endorse something ridiculous.”

2. “Trump loves New York. Just apparently not America, which his prior T-Shirt implies is not great.”

3. “My parents went to Atlantic City and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt and a deed to the Trump Taj Mahal, the Reading Railroad, and Baltic Avenue. Would you care to sell me the deed to Mediterranean Avenue so I can build a hotel on the purple spaces, because Atlantic City totally needs more hotels!

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