According to the Hollywood Reporter, Donald Trump’s campaign hired actors at $50 a pop to cheer his announcement that he is running for President of the United States. Based on this news, we thought you might want to get in on the action, so here are:
3 Good Places For You To Hire Actors To Cheer You On
1. Walking into a voting station. “I’m not voting for Donald Trump,” you will say, leading to tons of TV reporters wanting to interview an apparently influential voter.
2. Delivering good news and bad news to anyone. Just like a sit com, bad news = “awwwwww”; good news = applause. For example, if you have to fire an employee, they will feel better about the severance package and pep talk with applause then any candidate fired in silence on the Celebrity Apprentice.
3. The fictional marathon that you completed on the way to work. Your new boss will be impressed as you are cheered on at 8:45 a.m. after just finishing a marathon before starting the work day. Sounds like time for a raise!
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