11 Year Old Graduates With 3 College Degrees

Yahoo reports that an 11 year-old Sacremento kid just graduated with three university degrees.

Which means he can probably spell “Sacramento” correctly, unlike whoever wrote our first sentence.

His degrees are in math, science, and language studies… here are…

3 More Degrees We’d Like To See An 11-Year-Old Get

1. Philosophy: if you’re going to get a useless degree, you might as well get it at age eleven, when you have the rest of your life to accumulate degrees that might help you move out of your parent’s basement.

2. Medicine: Time to ensure that lame comedic actor who played Doogie Howser, M.D., is forgotten before someone gives him a new series or lets him host any more award shows.

3. Film: Then the kid could help us remember Neil Patrick Harris’ name.

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