CNBC reports that the Hamptons may limit the number of helicopters flying in there ridden by people trying to avoid traffic.
“But what will I do?” absolutely nobody reading this is probably saying out loud.
Luckily we have some realistic suggestions.
1. Pay everyone else not to drive on the roads leading to the Hamptons.
2. Build a set of the Great Gatsby at your movie studio, and party there instead.
3. Use your spy car that drives under water.
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