We’ve been writing about McDonald’s new Hamburglar and alternative mascots we’d like to see. Here are three more…
I: McLazy. This mascot, which is basically a McDonald’s trash bag represents the real reason many eat at McDonalds: the Wendy’s drive-thru is a block farther.
2. Matt the Placemat. for lonely people who have never heard of libraries or book stores who go to McDonald’s for their latest menu tray placemat news.
3. Val U. This mascot, also made of trash bags, highlights all the items you can get for a dollar if you define value as “cheap” and think chicken parts are expensive.
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