3 Possible Explanations of Empty Seats At Sochi

Quartz reports that Olympic organizers in Sochi, Russia are scrambling to find volunteers to fill empty seats. In the first two days of competition, as many as 4,000 people reportedly didn’t make it to their seats. Now here are our three possible explanations of this phenomena…

1. Seats on Bobsleds drunkenly purchased on Stub Hub seemed like a bad idea the next day.

2. Bright white seats make it hard to see pale fans of winter sports from countries with no daylight during winter.

3. Clint Eastwood bought all the seats, planning a massive debate with each of them as to whether snowboarding should even be allowed in the Olympics.

 

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