Burger King Perfume.

Yahoo Finance reports that Burger King will be introducing a limited edition perfume that smells like Whoppers in Japan on April Fool’s Day. So since we’ve been coming up with slogans this week to try to help companies, here are…

3 Slogans We Propose For Burger King’s Perfume

1. “For When You Want To Smell Like A King At Work, But Not The King Of Beers, Because You’re Still Drunk From The Night Before.”

2. “Shhhhhh… Don’t Tell Anyone You Can Also Smell Like This For Free By Working At Burger King.”

3. “Hey – Still Smells Better Than An Abercrombie store.”

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