3 More Candy Deodorant Flavors We’d Like To See

Yesterday, we wrote about a Bulgarian company that makes candy that also works as a deodorant that makes your sweat smell like roses… Here are 3 more flavors we’d like to see…

1. Right Guord. Hint: the right guords to smell like are pumpkins and cucumbers. The wrong guord: definitely squash.

2. Arm & Hammer But Mostly Arm. If you’re going to eat something to make your arm smell like something, it might as well be your arm.

3. Dial of a Rotary Phone. Smells like a phone booth in a 1960s movie. Warning: scent may attract flocks of birds.

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