Time To Start Black Friday 2016

Marketwatch reports that at Walmart, Black Friday is now a five-day event, beginning at midnight online on Thanksgiving and ending on Cyber Monday.

If this trend continues, we suggest retailers consider a new name, so here are…

3 Better Names For Black Friday

1. Excess Chinese-Made Inventory Unloading Week

2. Last Year’s Electronics: Today!

3. Time-To-Mark-Down-The-Prices-You-Didn’t-Notice-Were-Inflated-Month

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1 reply

  1. LOL! #3 Nailed it! Thanks for the laugh!

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