3 Positives If The 2022 Winter Olympics Are Held In Beijing

Yahoo News Digest reports that the Olympics are likely to return to Beijing in 2022, because all of the competition dropped out except Kazakhstan. Here’s 3 positives we see…

1. Downhill skiiers will already be wearing masks in case the polluted air is greener in 2022. That’s a potential massive savings on surgical masks!

2. Obsolete Bird’s Nest stadium from 2008 Summer Olympics can be replaced with a brand new multi-billion dollar stadium that will be used for three weeks.

3.  Boring old gold medals can be replaced with blingy-but-counterfeit Louis Vuitton belt buckles.

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