Yahoo News Digest reports that the Olympics are likely to return to Beijing in 2022, because all of the competition dropped out except Kazakhstan. Here’s 3 positives we see…
1. Downhill skiiers will already be wearing masks in case the polluted air is greener in 2022. That’s a potential massive savings on surgical masks!
2. Obsolete Bird’s Nest stadium from 2008 Summer Olympics can be replaced with a brand new multi-billion dollar stadium that will be used for three weeks.
3. Boring old gold medals can be replaced with blingy-but-counterfeit Louis Vuitton belt buckles.
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