CNN Money reports that Donald Trump has filed a lawsuit to remove his name from two Atlantic City casinos that license the use of his name: the Trump Taj Mahal, and the possibly-soon-to-be-closed Trump Plaza.

Three Names We Suggest For Trump-Branded Atlantic City Casinos

1. The “‘Trump’-Is-A-Legitimate-Word-In-Card-Games-So-We-Will-Call-This-Casino-What-We-Want” Trump Plaza.

2. The Going-Out-Of-Business-Just-Like-Your-Local-Shopping-Plaza Plaza

3. The This-Casino-Turned-Out-Not-To-Be-An-Awesome-Tribute-To-The-Taj-Mahal

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