Yahoo News Digest reports that a petition to have Weird Al Yankovic perform during the 2015 Superbowl Half-Time Show has already received over 74,000 signatures.

Here are some song titles we’d like to see him sing:

1. California Knows How To Party (Except If You’re Talking About Los Angeles During NFL Season Because They Don’t Have A Team)

2. Living On A Prayer (Formerly Titled Jon Bon Jovi’s Chances Of Acquiring the Buffalo Bills)

3. School’s Out For Summer, and Every Other Season, Here At University of Phoenix Stadium, Home of The 2015 Superbowl, But Not Home To Any University Team, Because The University Of Phoenix Does Not Have Sports Teams

Categories: Music

Tags: Bon Jovi, Buffalo Bills, Humor, music, NFL, Parody, satire, University of Phoenix, Weird Al