Yesterday we wrote about a man who rushed back into a burning home to rescue some Bud Light.
3 More Bad Reasons To Run Back Into A Burning Home
1. To rescue a non-light beer. Totally more flammable and risky!
2. To ask a bud for a light. Smoking is always a bad idea. And an uneconomical idea in a room full of free smoke! Also there is nobody in the house to give you a light – didn’t you read this blog yesterday?
3. To rescue your Arson For Dummies book. First off, you’re implicating yourself for arson. Second, by owning a book called Arson For Dummies and getting in this situation, you have created a massive philosophical dilemma as to which would be more ironic: accidentally burning the house down while reading the book too close to your cigarette, or going back into the house to rescue the book.
#3 – additionally, the book is probably on fire