Digital Trends reports that Oprah Winfrey tweeted “Gotta say love that SURFACE! Have already bought 12 for Christmas gifts. #Favorite Things.”
Sounds like a strong endorsement, except she tweeted her enthusiasm from an iPad.
3 Other Surfaces Oprah May Love
1. The surface of thousand dollar bills, perhaps received from product placement or celebrity endorsements. Remember she didn’t say she loves the surface she said “Gotta say love that SURFACE!” Kinda like the person paid in the Snuggie commercial has gotta say “blankets can be such a hassle!”
2. The surface of her iPad, because, you know, that’s where she sent the message from (you didn’t join this article midway in progress, did you?)
3. Calculating the surface area of a pumpkin pie! Because talking math is always an appropriate conversation shifter during Thanksgiving when your uncles start debating the merits of the outcome of the most recent Presidential election!
Happy Thanksgiving from Not The Worst News!