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If You Find Any Typos In This Entry, Please Don’t Hit Control-Alt-Delete
Yahoo reports that Bill Gates has called the need to press control-alt-delete simultaneously to restart versions of Windows instead of one button on the keyboard a “mistake.” 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Wait, Microsoft – are you… Read More ›
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Furious That Your Baby Sucks At Scratching Records? Now There’s A Baby DJ School That May Help With That.
The Wall Street Journal reports that Baby DJ School has opened in Brooklyn! That’s right, your baby can learn how to spin the best electronic and rap beats. And were sure there’s no shortage of songs with “Baby” in the… Read More ›
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Finally A Product For When You Can’t Decide Between A Burger And A Grilled Cheese Sandwich!
Foodbeast reports that Jack In The Box has introduced a cheeseburger with a grilled cheese sandwich on top. 3 Products We’d Like To See Jack In The Box Introduce 1. A Jack In The Box, with a grilled cheese sandwich… Read More ›
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Maybe It’s Time To Hire The Insomniacs To Be Pilots!
According to the Daily Mail, between 43 and 54 percent of pilots in Sweden, the U.K., and Norway admitted in a survey to “involuntarily” falling asleep while in the cockpit. Also from the article: “A third of these said they… Read More ›
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Time To Decide Whether To Watch The Emmys Live To See If “Breaking Bad” Wins Everything Or Just Watch “Breaking Bad.”
Tonight’s Emmy awards on CBS compete in the same time slot as multi-nominated Breaking Bad and the series finale of Dexter. Sure, you may have a fancy DVR to record everything and see if Amy Poehler gets robbed for best… Read More ›
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Europe May Send Robotic Snakes Into Space, Yet Can’t Seem To Send Greek Debt There.
The Washington Post reports that the European Space Agency is considering sending robotic snakes into space. Apparently, snake maneuverability may assist snake-bots at accessing difficult-to-reach areas of Mars. Because cleaning mars with traditional mops can be hard on your back,… Read More ›
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Potty-Mouthed Bottle Cap Hopefully Grounded
The Toronto Sun/QMI agency report that Coca-Cola has apologized for a bottle of Vitaminwater found in Edmonton with the words “You Retard” on the inside of the cap. How did this happen? “Retard” means “late” in French, and according to… Read More ›
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iPhone 5S Fingerprint Reader Reportedly Will Not Work With Severed Fingers, Just Like Congress Will Not Work With Republicans Severed Into Groups Of Tea-Partiers And Everyone Else.
As the iPhone 5S is currently being sold in parts of the world where it is September 20, 2013, future owners in North America may be able to sleep soundly tonight knowing (smart) thieves will not try to steal their… Read More ›
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The Proof Is In The Pudding That You Can Score Big If You Read Pudding Container Fine Print!
TodayIFoundOut.com has a really interesting piece today about a man who accumulated over a million air miles by buying approximately $3,000 in pudding that featured an air miles promotion. All he had to do was mail bar codes from the… Read More ›
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