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Oh, Canada, Thanks For All The News
It’s been a busy week for Canada in the news from the Mayor of Toronto admitting to probably using crack, Canadian Justin Bieber reportedly being seen leaving a Brazilian brothel, and a woman from Toronto going on dates to get… Read More ›
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Today’s Secret Word In Toronto Is Definitely Maybe “Probably”
CBC reports that Rob Ford, the Mayor of Toronto, has admitted to smoking crack cocaine. According to the article, the Mayor said this today: “But, no — do I? Am I an addict, no? Have I tried it? Um, probably… Read More ›
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All We Know Is Justin Bieber Reportedly Visited A Brazilian Brothel, And Now Katy Perry Is #1 On Twitter
CNN reports that Katy Perry has dethroned Justin Bieber as the most followed person on Twitter. Both celebs have over 46 million followers. And the NY Post reports that Justin Bieber was seen leaving a brothel in Brazil. If true,… Read More ›
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6 People Might Have Signed Up For Obamacare On The First Morning… Or Maybe Not…
CNN reports that on the initial morning that Obamacare was available, six people successfully enrolled, “according to documents provided to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.” A Health and Human Services spokesperson was quoted in the article as saying:… Read More ›
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3 Dating Web Sites We’d Like To Create For The Toronto Woman Looking To Date People For Free Meals
Yesterday we wrote about a woman from Toronto who blogs about dating men she’s not interested in to be able to check out various Toronto restaurants for free. She joined a Jewish web site to find dates, even though she’s… Read More ›
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Toronto Blogger Who Dates Men To Get Free Meals Kicked Off Jewish Dating Site For Faking Being Jewish
Yahoo reports that an aspiring Toronto actress has been dating men she is not interested in to get free meals at Toronto’s finest, and apparently not-so-finest restaurants. She then blogs about the experience. Which doesn’t always work out because she… Read More ›
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Tunnel From San Diego To Tijuana Sounds More Efficient Than LA Subway System
CNN reports that the San Diego Tunnel Task Force has found an illegal drug tunnel linking warehouses in Tijuana, Mexico and San Diego, California. The tunnel featured lighting and electric rail. 3 Worse Things To Link Between San Diego And… Read More ›
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Riddles For The Facebookers Who Converted Their Profile Pics To Giraffes After Getting Riddles Wrong
Yesterday we wrote about a riddle being shared on Facebook, in which people who get the riddle wrong, acknowledge their error by converting their Facebook profile pics to a giraffe. As quoted yesterday, according to CNN, the riddle goes like… Read More ›
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If You Changed Your Facebook Profile Pic To A Giraffe, Don’t Blame Us If You Get Hustled In 3-Card Monte!
CNN reports that a new internet meme involving a riddle is causing people to replace their profile pics with giraffes if their friends send them the riddle and they get the riddle wrong. Here’s the riddle from the story: “3:00… Read More ›
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This Does Not Call For A Bud Light!
Yesterday we wrote about a man who rushed back into a burning home to rescue some Bud Light. 3 More Bad Reasons To Run Back Into A Burning Home 1. To rescue a non-light beer. Totally more flammable and risky!… Read More ›
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