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Adam Sandler’s Upcoming “Tonka” Movie Can’t Do Worse Than “That’s My Boy”…Or Can It?
Adam Sandler’s flick That’s My Boy took in $13 Million at the box office this weekend. This means fewer tickets were sold than Happy Gilmore, a movie we at NotTheWorstNews support, as we exclaim “Looks like Happy learned how to… Read More ›
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Daredevil Will Soon Cross Niagara Falls On Tightrope With A Harness Live On TV!
Daredevil Nik Wallenda is scheduled to walk a tightrope across Niagara Falls, live on ABC tonight! And due to pressures from sponsors, he will be wearing a safety harness. This has some potential spectators, who probably are still a little too… Read More ›
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British Prime Minister Leaves Pub, Forgets His 8-Year-Old Is Still There
British Prime Minister David Cameron had every parent’s worst nightmare: he dreamt he was back in high school, and he didn’t study for his final French exam, and he shows up for class to write the final exam, with no… Read More ›
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Robert Pattison Hates Being Called “R-Patz”!
According to US Magazine, Robert Patterson, hates being called by his “ubiquitous” nick name, “R-Patz”. Apparently US Magazine defines “ubiquitous” as meaning anything a tween girl would say in a conversation nobody wants to hear. Not even over-protective mothers who… Read More ›
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Rob Lowe Ironically Tweets He Is Stuck In “HellHole” After Televised NBA Game Interrupted In Winnipeg Bar
Parks and Recreation star, Rob Lowe, plays a character who lives in a fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana, and in the season finale helped main character Leslie Knope (played by Amy Poehler) win a city councillor seat in a municipal… Read More ›
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Hasbro Announces Many More Bad Ideas For Toys-To-Movies!
A lot of things have been adapted to movies throughout history. Novels. Children’s illustrated books. Blogs about cooking Julia Child’s favorite recipes. And a board game about putting pegs in a grid, called Battleship. We at NotTheWorstNews thought that making… Read More ›
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Australian Olympic Swimmers In Trouble For Posing With Guns
Thanks to blogger List Of X, who accepted our challenge to provide us with bad news! Said blogger promptly advised us in a highly unconventional non-list format, of a scoop from CNN about two Australia Olypmic swimmers getting in trouble… Read More ›
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Tell Us Your Bad News! We May Use It For A Comedic Blog Entry!
We will write 3 entries based on your bad news! (Well, not necessarily your bad news, but the best materials received that won’t result in people hitting the “report as ‘mature’” button on WordPress). Just send us a link via Twitter,… Read More ›
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Mitt Romney’s Hotmail Account Allegedly Hacked By Guessing His Pet’s Name!
According to Gawker, a tipster alleges that he or she hacked Mitt Romney’s Hotmail account (mittromney@hotmail.com). The tipster was able to breach the Presidential candidate’s account by apparently guessing his favorite pet’s name. Apparently, on Hotmail, a user or hacker… Read More ›
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Arrested Man Sings Entire Bohemian Rhapsody In Police Cruiser And It’s On Video… Could It Be Worse?
According to the National Post, a man from Alberta, Canada, who was charged with impaired driving and refusing to take a breathalyzer test, has become somewhat of a viral internet hit with his rendition of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody, sang in its… Read More ›
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