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3 Worse Things Than Getting To Choose Your Own Bad News For This Blog
1. Reading the “Choose Your Own Adventure” novel entitled “You Are A Shark!” Spoiler alert: you never get to be a shark!
2. Trying to choose the next winner of American Idol, unless you’re voting for the boy tween girls think is cute, because that’s who is always going to win, unless you’re willing to dial someone else’s number 100,000 times.
3. Getting to choose what to watch on the CBS network on any given evening. A quick glance at the CBS schedule reveals you can choose the Tony Awards on Sunday night, or a show called “Dogs In The City” on Wednesday. And then we stopped looking at the CBS Schedule, reminded that we’re more likely to see roaming wild dogs in the city, than get tickets to the ever-sold-out Book Of Mormon any time soon.