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• 3 More Ways Congress Can Try To Lower Its 18% Approval Rating

  By Not The Worst News on December 31, 2012 • ( 1 )

  Fox News reports that Congress, which has an 18% approval rating, still hasn’t reached a deal to avert the Fiscal Cliff that could result at midnight tonight. So here are 3 more things Congress can do to become less popular… Read More ›

• Congress Working Diligently Today To See If It’s Possible To Lower 18% Approval Rating

  By Not The Worst News on December 30, 2012 • ( 1 )

  According to Fox News, Congress, which currently has an 18% approval rating, is back to work today to try to resolve the Fiscal Cliff dilemma before everyone’s taxes go up. Congress pushing it to the line with rhetoric reminds us… Read More ›

• People Buying Botox Injections On Groupon!

  By Not The Worst News on December 29, 2012 • ( 1 )

  Yahoo reports that consumers are turning to group discount sites like Groupon to purchase Botox injections. One physician quoted warns “buyer beware,” as discount “Botox” used could be over-diluted. 3 Other Things We Would Not Want To Buy On Group Coupon… Read More ›

• Facebook Founder’s Sister Must Really Be Embarrassed Of Unintended Photo Of Her Surrounded By Glasses of Water!

  By Not The Worst News on December 28, 2012 • ( 0 )

  Earlier this year, we wrote about how Google apparently inadvertently invaded its own privacy when its financial results were prematurely revealed. Well, Facebook, it’s your turn, as according to the Silicon Valley Business Journal, Mark Zuckerberg’s sister posted a photo… Read More ›

• TSA Agents May Be Laughing At Nude Images Of Airport Passengers

  By Not The Worst News on December 27, 2012 • ( 0 )

  ABC News reports that an unidentified blogger claiming to be a former TSA Agent wrote a blog entry stating: “Personally, in the I.O. room [the image operator room, where your nude images are viewed at airports that still use the… Read More ›

• If You Named Your Baby “Adele,” Now Is Not The Time For Your Baby To Start Its Own Branded Perfume Company!

  By Not The Worst News on December 26, 2012 • ( 1 )

  The Sun reports that singer Adele has trademarked her name, meaning that if your name is Adele, and you are not the famous singer Adele, good luck starting your own brand of perfume of jewelry! And since “Adele” was one… Read More ›

• We Promised You A Photo To View On Your Electronic Devices This Christmas

  By Not The Worst News on December 25, 2012 • ( 0 )

  

  So here you go! A picture of the partially-constructed tree at Rockefeller Center! Hey, this site is called “Not The Worst News,” it’s not like we gave you a photo of a Rockefeller sapling. 3 Worse Photos You Could Be… Read More ›

• Even Yodeller From Price Is Right Probably Doesn’t Want To Go Over Fiscal Cliff… But If He Did Near The Cliff, What Would He Sing?

  By Not The Worst News on December 24, 2012 • ( 0 )

  CNBC reports that a new study indicates that 67% of the top one percent of income earners in America support higher income taxes. Unfortunately, when a large number of members of Congress sign a pledge saying they won’t vote to… Read More ›

• UPS Employee Caught On Video Un-Delivering FedEx Package

  By Not The Worst News on December 23, 2012 • ( 0 )

  CNBC reports that a homeowner with security cameras caught a UPS deliveryman stealing a FedEx package containing an iPad, which was a gift for the homeowner’s daughter. After posting the video on YouTube, the homeowner eventually received the package. And as… Read More ›

• Sprinklgeddon Case Resolved!

  By Not The Worst News on December 22, 2012 • ( 1 )

  

  The Mail reports that a former McDonald’s employee in Britain received a £3,000 settlement after being fired for giving a co-worker too many sprinkles on a McFlurry. Really? The product is called a “McFlurry” not a “McPartly Cloudy With A Five Percent… Read More ›