“Personally, in the I.O. room [the image operator room, where your nude images are viewed at airports that still use the backscatter x-ray full body scanners], I witnessed light sexual play among officers, a lot of e-cigarette vaping, and a whole lot of officers laughing and clowning in regard to some of your nude images, dear passengers.”
3 Worse Things Security Screeners Could Laugh At Instead Of Your Nude Body
1. Any episode of any CBS Comedy, including The Big Bang Theory. Come on Hollywood Foreign Press, you nominated this as best comedy for the 2013 Golden Globes and not Parks and Recreation? And come on security agents, you’re supposed to be looking at nude bodies not watching formulaic sit-coms! It’s not 1980!
2. Old issues of Crazy Magazine, the satirical magazine that managed to disappear decades ago while Cracked.com and Madtv still churn out the comedic goods!
3. An image of their own nude bodies that they just texted to their girlfriends, and probably accidentally everyone on Instagram. Again, pay attention to the security TV screen if it’s your job, people!