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Brief Summary Of CBS GOP Debate
America should be more like it was in Ronald Reagan’s 1980s – with a debate similar to WWF wrestling and the Morton Downey Jr. show! It’s time for America’s do-nothing Congress to ensure America has a do-nothing Supreme Court by… Read More ›
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Jeb Breaks Out The W!
The Daily Mail reports that Jeb Bush will have his brother, former President George W. Bush at his side at a rally in South Carolina. Three More ‘W’s We’d Like To See Rally With Jeb Bush Wizards. Perhaps they could reveal… Read More ›
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3 New Slogans For Trump Now That He Hears Unemployment Is 42%
Earlier this week Donald Trump told supporters to not believe that America has a 5% unemployment rate. He hears it’s more like 42%! Here are 3 new slogans we propose for Trump: “Making America great again, by a secret plan… Read More ›
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Live: 3 Suggestions For Tonight’s Democratic Debate
Backdrop saying this is a “PBS NEWS HOUR” debate is clearly misleading in this two hour debate. This would be a better sponsor if the debate was held at 2:00 a.m. when Daylight Savings Time ends in a few weeks. Hey… Read More ›
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Trump Hears “42%” Of Americans Are Unemployed
In his New Hampshire victory speech last night, Donald Trump told America and his supporters not to believe America’s 5% unemployment number. He’s hearing the number is more like 42%…Really? We have… 3 Explanations We Have For What Trump Is… Read More ›
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Brief Summary Of The New Hampshire Primaries
Based on long lines of cars, people in Merrimack think voting is done via drive-thru. “Tell me more about this drive-thru,” we expect Chris Christie to bellow, “If it is full of voters for Trump, shut down the bridge leading… Read More ›
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About That Tim Cook Super Bowl Tweet
Apple CEO Tim Cook tweeted a photo after the Broncos won the Super Bowl, which some tweeters are calling blurry. You can view the photo here. Since we’re all about helping CEOs, here are: 3 Excuses For Tim Cook’s Blurry… Read More ›
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Airlines Offering Free Snacks Again
CNBC reports that American Airlines and United Airlines are bringing back snacks to domestic flights. On United you may get a free snack called a “stroopwafel.” 3 More Dumb Airline Snack Names We’d Like To See Snoop Waft-Yo. These marijuana cookies… Read More ›
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Brief Summary Of Tonight’s GOP Debate
Donald Trump still thinks America can win again. Except the Denver Broncos. Hey – he didn’t say all of America can win. Dear Marco Rubio: When Chris Christie is challenging you for not answering questions and just using talking points, three… Read More ›
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Now you can stop worrying about getting old!
Quartz reports that a recent British study indicates the happiest age group is “65 to 79.” This age group also reports having the least anxiety. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Was this a random British sample? It’s about… Read More ›
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