The Daily Mail reports that Jeb Bush will have his brother, former President George W. Bush at his side at a rally in South Carolina.
Three More ‘W’s We’d Like To See Rally With Jeb Bush
- Wizards. Perhaps they could reveal their magic spell cast over South Carolina that people there think the world was better when the economy was about to collapse in 2008.
- W Hotels. These hotels feature check-in desks in a bar, pulsating music 24/7, and are certainly higher energy than the closed-for-business Atlantic City Trump Plaza.
- White towels. Hey, while you’re at the W hotel, maybe it’s time to throw in the towel on this Presidential run thing. Just grab one of the white towels, which may or may not have a lime green stain on it due to the funky W hotel soap color, and throw it (beware, W hotel bathrooms feature glass walls – do not accidentally walk into the wall!).
Categories: 2016 Presidential Election, Mildly Bad News, Politics
W bathrooms, to prove that Republicans don’t have the war on women.