3 New Slogans For Trump Now That He Hears Unemployment Is 42%

Earlier this week Donald Trump told supporters to not believe that America has a 5% unemployment rate. He hears it’s more like 42%!

Here are 3 new slogans we propose for Trump:

  1. “Making America great again, by a secret plan to lower the unemployment rate from 42% to 5% on the first day in office!”*
  2. “Trump: I get my employment statistics solely from real employment rates among former Celebrity Apprentice D-List has-beens.”
  3. “Trump – Totally talking to real folks, and not an out-of-touch billionaire guessing how many people are unemployed in a crowd based on what they’re wearing.”

*Hint: plan involves telling people the real rate and taking credit for it!

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Categories: 2016 Presidential Election, Mildly Bad News, Politics

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