Earlier this week Donald Trump told supporters to not believe that America has a 5% unemployment rate. He hears it’s more like 42%!
Here are 3 new slogans we propose for Trump:
- “Making America great again, by a secret plan to lower the unemployment rate from 42% to 5% on the first day in office!”*
- “Trump: I get my employment statistics solely from real employment rates among former Celebrity Apprentice D-List has-beens.”
- “Trump – Totally talking to real folks, and not an out-of-touch billionaire guessing how many people are unemployed in a crowd based on what they’re wearing.”
*Hint: plan involves telling people the real rate and taking credit for it!