CNBC reports that American Airlines and United Airlines are bringing back snacks to domestic flights. On United you may get a free snack called a “stroopwafel.”

3 More Dumb Airline Snack Names We’d Like To See

1. Snoop Waft-Yo. These marijuana cookies feature the fragrance that Snoop Dogg would love on flights from Denver.
2. Pea-nots. These peanut-simulated peas are not made of peanuts, because an airline would have to be nuts to serve something that is made of something every kid is allergic to.
3. Peyton-nuts. These nuts are slow roasted in all of the Budweisers Peyton Manning said he would drink in an interview after winning the Superbowl.

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