Quartz reports that a recent British study indicates the happiest age group is “65 to 79.” This age group also reports having the least anxiety.

3 Questions That Arise From This Story

1. Was this a random British sample? It’s about time the Rolling Stones got some satisfaction, although we suspect Keith Richards has been maximizing happiness for some time now.
2. So basically, you worry about getting old, and then once your old, you stop doing that? Makes sense to us: no point worrying about getting old when you’re old.
3. No anxiety: is this why senior citizens wear funny-looking pants? To think all along it was old fashion, rather than just not caring.

Categories: Mildly Bad News

Tags: aging, fashion, Humor, Parody, satire, seniors, Yg