1. Prior to voting, GOP Nevada representative tells CNN they have been preparing for years for this to avoid a repeat of errors. After voting CNN reports all kinds of errors.
2. Viva Las Vegas, the place where no Trump casino has ever gone bankrupt!
3. That’s because there is only a Trump hotel in Vegas, no casino. How did this shrewd business man miss putting a casino in his hotel next to the strip, yet somehow scatter several over the shores of Atlantic City?

Categories: 2016 Presidential Election, Mildly Bad News

Tags: gambling, gaming, Humor, news, Parody, Politics, satire, vegas