CNN reports that a female Walking Dead fan has bit show star Norman Reedus at a “Walker Stalker” convention.  Reportedly he won’t be pressing charges, but asks fans to not bite him.

Ms. Bitey has been banned from future conventions.

3 Lessons Learned From This Story

1.  That was an ironic way for the worldwide zombie apocalypse to really begin.
2. Dear entertainers: perhaps it is a bad idea to attend conventions with the world “Stalker” in their name.
3. The actors who do all the hard work get bit, while the writers who have made this the number one show for years, apparently writing nothing go unscathed.  Which is why everyone should be a writer.  So continue your work, fellow bloggers.

Categories: Mildly Bad News

Tags: entertainment, Humor, Parody, satire, screenwriting, Writing, zombie