Fox News reports that Donald Trump and SNL cast member Bobby Moynihan were called for jury duty at a New York City Courthouse.
Imagine seeing those two on the same jury. Then imagine both of them deciding your fate!
4 Comments We’d Expect To Hear In Deliberations By Such A Jury
- “Bobby, I’d say your character, Drunk Uncle is the worst character on SNL. But I can’t say that because that character is also my base. Everything juries say in deliberations is secret, right?”
- “Mr. Trump. You just don’t get the character. He’s drunk! He says dumb things. Although I understand that you don’t get the character since you don’t drink and say dumb things.”
- “At least The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With at a Party isn’t part of these deliberations. Who is with me? She is the worst character on SNL!”
- “Hey, I am here, and I hosted the White House Corresh-pondent’s Dinner, which totally makes me closer to the Presidency than you, Mr. Frump.”
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