3 Slogans We Propose For Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign

1. “I’m richer than Mitt Romney, the guy who you didn’t vote for because he said dumb things like asking if Rick Perry wanted to make a $10,000 bet during a debate.  So vote for me. There are a billion obnoxious billionaire voters in America, right?”

2. “I’ve never had a drink in my life, but say things you’d expect a drunk person to say. That’s getting things done without wasting taxpayer money on alcohol.”

3. “I’ve never had a drink in my life, but try my Trump Vodka. Oh wait, that product has been discontinued. Trump: not afraid to discontinue tremendously successful ideas to find time for even more successful ideas.”

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