McDonald’s To Announce Plan So That Justin Timberlake Isn’t Only One Lovin’ It

Reuters reports that McDonald’s CEO, Steve Easterbrook, is set to unveil a new plan on Monday to win back consumers and investors.

3 Suggestions We Have For McDonald’s To Improve Its Business

1. Next time you find yourself as a major investor of Chipotle Mexican Grill, don’t sell your shares of that (they actually did that!)

2. Perhaps you should refer to your food in general as something other than “it.” For example, “I’m loving’ those 100% beef burgers” sounds better than “I’m lovin’ that mystery product that we’ll just refer to as ‘it.'”

3. How about a “McSad” meal? Someone has to cater to the young Emos out there.

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