CTV reports that a small town in Alberta called Taber has banned swearing, spitting, and yelling between the hours of 11:00 p.m. and 7:00 a.m.
3 Unwritten Laws We Suspect Might Follow From This
1. “No yelling to summons nearby police officers if a renegade is stealing your spittoon.”
2. “Did you put Crest White Strips in your mouth before going to sleep? Do you have to spit out the excess saliva created by wearing these things? Looks like you’ll have to wait until morning to spit that out!”
3. “if you’re giving birth during late night hours, please ensure only polite language while in labor and delivering the baby. Thanks! Also, please make sure the baby refrains from crying upon birth. Thank you.”
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